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<>svani fardas autovebda da fanjridan gadavarda...



<>svanebs roiali daugordebat da erti ambobs: arika pedals pexi daachirek pedals!



<> svani dagechavs viagras da sakutari ena daaxrchobs.



<>deda edzaxis ezohsi tavis shvils: SHVILO NU URTKAM MEZOBLIS BAVSHVS TAVSHI AGURS TOREM GAOFLIANDEBI DA GACIVDEBIIIIII



<>svani ikidis maraos da meore dges gakinuls naxaven.



<>svani da megreli liftshi gaichednen. svani kviris: mishvelet, mishvelet!!! megreli eubneba: modi ertad vikvirot. svani: ertad, ertad!!!



<>svans viagras daalevineben da gaizrdeba



<> swani kata shewa internet cafeshi da mausebs shechams..



<>svani cols gamoekideba da gaascrebs



<>guruls shardshekaveba acuxebs da miva urologtan (urologi enablua) ekitxeba urologi. -rrrraaaaa gggchhhiiirrsss bbbattoonnoo? -shen rom laparakob mase vfsamo.



<> chinelebi imitom arian dzalian bevrni ,rom rac rezina qondat sul ketebistvis gamoiyenes



<>guruli shexvdeba meore guruls da ekitxeba rafer xar dzama? --ravi qe var TAMPAQSIVIT mai rafer tu kaci xar?! --kai adgilze var mara dzalian cud dros



<>svani modis quchashi dainaxavs internet kafis reklamas , dadgeba mis qvesh da yavis smas daicyebs.....



<> svani sheyvarebuls daunishnavs paemans,zusrad datqmul droze miva ,gogoetyvis :ra punqtualuri yofilxaro,? svani ;punqtualuric xar da deda mot...ico.



<> svani mokvdeba da dvijoks chaayoleben iqac natelshi iqnebao



<>tipi rekavs:- alo, gamosafxizlebelia?- diax. - kincurashvili moiyvanes? - ara, jer ar mouyvaniat. - arc moikvanen, saxlshi vsvam tqveni dedac....  



<>svanis cols agmoachndeba shidsi, svans gauxardeba, vistanac migalatebs imas deda m......a :)



<>megreli daibans seifgardit da gaqreba



<> valebshi gadavardnil svans mevaleebi saxlSi miakiTxaven;kakuniT Sewuxebuli svani uyviris:saxlSi aravinaa!!!mevaleebi:Sen romeli xar?svani:radio!



<>svans moismens simgerassen ra sezsi xarda cava svanetshi,qorcilshi gaichiteba.miva damkvrelebtan da sheukvetavs. ki magram vis udzgvnio?.svani:DEDACHEMS!..



<>svani dzroxas rqebit sheaertebs shtepselshi da megobari ekitxeba ras aketebo , rzes vaduxebo



<>svani misdevs shekvarebuls da dauabgonebs



<> svani rustaveli metrostan gaichiteba da kedelze ceria 8-07 dapicrdeba da : vaaa rva daicko amis deda.........




<>Tipi sheva aptiakshi da ekitxeba: 2 metriani prezervativi gaaqvto? gamkidveli: ara gvaqvs , da ristvis gchirdebato? tipi: mgoni vkl..debio. :)))



<>princi ori saati kocnida mdzinare mzetunaxavs. mere tavi aigo da chailaparaka: martla mkvdaria es shobeldzagli



<>ratom aris rom roca bichi gogos sikvaruls uxsnis gogo tvalebs xris da kvemot ikureba? amocmebs martla ukvars tu ara :))



<>gogo da bichi tamashoben daxuchobanas.bichi eubneba gogos: tu mogdzebne dagerxa, gagapatiurebo.gogo pasuxobs:tu ver momdzebne karebis ukan viqnebio:))whahaaa



<>svani qali miva exoze da eqimi eubneba: -tqven fexmdzimed xart.. -dartsmunebuli xart, rom bavshvi chemia?:))



<>germanes, bidziko, fexi movcheri. -ki mara, tavi ratom ar mocheri? -tavi, bidziko, mochrili qonda ukve.



<>Buzi sheva restoranshi. - oficiant, ganavali momitanet ogond xaxvi ar daachrat tore suni meqneba pirshi.



<>svans cixeshi miuva cerili, gaxsnis carieli purcelia, -eee mamachemi kide ar melaparakebao.



<>Mixo dilit gaigvidzebs : -auu iset janzevar gadavxnavdi mindor velebsa , ee cavide camovcve ikneba gadamiaros.



<>maroo jekpoti movige chaalage bargi! -romeli zamtrisa tu zapxulisa? -romelic ginda da daaxvie sheni dedac...



<>mixo tvaletshia, maro miepareba da shuqs chauqrobs, -maroo shuqi cavida?! -xo mixa -aaa me megona tvalebi gadmameyara.



<>2 buzi ganavals chams, uceb 1 daaboyinebs da meore eubneba: barem dagva.vi tavze:) muahahahahaha



<>rodis sheidzleba ertdroulad icinode da tirode? mashin rodesac sheni sidedri miprinavs xramshi shenive manqanit



<>qmari advokats: -cols minda gaveyaro, sul barebshi da restornebshi daetreva. -ki magram eseti lotia? -ara sul me medzebs



<> qmari modis mshieri: -qalo mshia! -txovnas erti jadosnuri sityva daayole. -male sheni deda...



<> ertxel mixom coli magrad cema: -raze ceme? -2 clis cin mitxra begemoti xaro. -mere exla cem? -gushin vnaxe zooparkshi ras gavda eg shobeldzagli.



<>svani miva eqimtan: eqimo mteli tani meqaveba. -roca ibanaveb mashinac? -ara erti tve myopnis mere isev mecyeba.



<> mixos coli moukvda, saplavze marmarilos qva daudga da daacera: dagado mixom.



<>ori svani midis liandagebze: -ramxela kibeebi gauketebiat? -moajiri magali rom yopiliyo upro gaascorebda.



<>rajveli gogos tvals chauravs da rom gaaxels gogo agar iqeba.



<> giji eqims: -game ver vidzineb, gverdze vinc cevs idzaxis lampuchka varo. -mere shen ras gishlis? -sinatleshi ver vidzineb.



<>ori buzi zis nexvze da ertma gaakua, she debil ver xedav rom vcham? utxra meorem .



<>okros tevzi kanas toxnis,kitxaven ras aketebo. tevzi:svanis survils vasrulebo:)))  



<> ori axali kartvelis shvili laparakobs -ici mamachms imdeni puli akvs, sheudzlia tbilisi ikidos. - araperic, mamachemi ar gakidis tbiliss



<>saxlshi dedis kvirili ismis : ara aseti makiajit da aseti mokle kabit, me shen arsad ar gagishveb gesmis zaza?



<>danis galesvis xerxi(svanurad): ushbidan daagoreb did lods da ukan misdeven danit.



<>4 morpinisti gaichxers:-vakeshi Taxit ise gavidet ar davicvato. chajdebian Taxshi. Taxistma: -kaipshi xom ara xarto?-saidan moitane?-aba 4ve cin ras mijdebodit.



<> romel dedas hqonda yvelaze dzime mshobiaroba? -karlsonis dedas.



<>tagvi kaipshia, tavze gamura gadauprens, axedavs: -vaa angelozi?!



<>svani mama-shvili seirnos quchashi, shvili gacherdeba da pijvars gadaicers, mama camoartyavs, -ramdenjer gitxari yvela aptiaqtan pijvars nu icer metqi!



<>svani dakuchuli saxit xtunaobs. -ra gchirs? -mpesiao. -mere ras elodebio? -unda gadavechvioo.



<>svani micisqvesha gadasasvleltan dgas mteli dge. sagamos ekitxebian: ras elodebio? amdeni xalxi amodis da iqneb mamachemmac amoiaroso.



<>bichikia, erti pexsacmeli shavi gacvia meore tetri, cadi saxlshi, gamoicvale! -viyavi da iqac egeti perebia.



<> -mitua, meshvide gogo shagedzina, joo! -egrec vicodi, rodis iyo velosipedis qarxana Mersedess ushvebda?




<>papirosi gaq, simon? -ki! -sheidzleba 12 cali avigo? -she kaco, chxubi tu ginda, pirdapir ver metyvi?



<>marihuana, morpi tu heroini? ekitxebian chichikias sabajoze. -didi madloba, maseti rameebit gatenili maqvs chemodani.



<>sashineli kartia, xval sheni kmari mokvdeba, eubneba mkitxavi qsenias. -eg vici, shen is mitxari, ramden cels momcemen?



<>mamiko, ra aris qartulad agurchiki? ekitxeba mixos shvili. -patara aguri shvilo. anatlebs mama...



<>svans aqvs taplobis tve da putkrebi dakbenen.



<>gushin avtobusshi iseti gogo davinaxe, rom muxlebshi orjer zedized chavikece. -mere? -adgili damitmo.



<>cali pexit vkochlob, eqimo. -siberis nishania. -rava, meore pexi axalgazrdaa?



<>shvili mamas: -mama 5 lari momeci. -4 lari rad ginda, 3 lari didi pulia, 2 laric geyopa, ha shen lari da xurda momitane.



<>mama qishmishs pexebi aaqvs? -kide tarakana chame she shobeldzaglo!



<>svani chams mandarins, garedan shemoachams kans: -auf ramxela kurka aqvso da gadaagdebs.



<>kaxels ekola banjgvliani bavshvi da cols eubneba : raa kalo, es bavshvi gaachine tu moksove?  



<>sagijetshi axali miiyvanes: -shen ra gqvia? -napoleoni! -eee aq ukve 9 napoleoni gvyavs. -me is aravar, namcxvari var!



<> svani krishidan isvris agurebs, 6 kacs gautexavs tavs. ro kitxes ras shvebio? -tetriss vtamashobo.



<>morpinistebi tamashoben daxuchobanas, erts dainaxaven polis joxis ukan: -daginaxe yurebi gichans! -eee ar itvleba,pajaria samni vdgavart!



<>svani 9 sartulze hpens svel sharval,qari dauberavs da sharvali gaprindeba: (svani) -kidev kai zed ar mecva!



<>kbilis ekimtan---ukacravad chemi lipi ak xom ar damrchenia? ara. aaaa albat nervopatologtan damrcha. didi madloba.



<>kopcinebidan meore games mixo cems cols. micvivdebian da ekitxebian rato cemo?kalishvili ar ikoo.eg gushin unda getkvo.gushin iko dges agaraa amis deda mooo..



<>pirvel games coli kmars.-ici shushis tvali mak -mere ra -protezis xel-pexi. -mere ra -cota elami -mere ra -kalishvilic ar var. -aba aeckve axla da haida



<>gushin pasportis surati gadavige 3-jer amdgar da 4-jer damjdar pozashi.da rato ici? 3/4-ze mchirdeboda.



<>impotenti chichikia bichikias: -ra magari yopila grupavoi sexi! -ratom? -ise gamovipare veravin ver mixvda.



<> gushin sheni coli shemxvda gzashi da imdeni macina kinagam gadmovardi loginidan:))



<>svanetshi chatarebuli sociologiuri gamokitxvis shedegebi: mxars vucher prezidents - 5%, mxars ar vucher prezidents - 10%, vin aris prezidenti - 85%



<>megreli eubneba mezobels: - bijo, geige, pianino 5 lari ro girs? - ras ambob magi tkuili iqneba. - tkuilia mara xo iafia?



<>22 motamashe,2 mcvrtneli,10 zamena,1 arbitri,2 gverditi msaji,6 operatori,50 sport jurnalisti da 80000 makurebeli am mtredma kide mainc da mainc me damasklinta



<>svani mtvrali cevs mindorze.sharvalsi gveli sheudzvra. cotaxansi camodga da zmeika sheixsna.gveli gamodzvra da tvalebtan gaucherda:tu fsav mofsi ra rojebs mikerav.



<>namdvili ambavi: germaneli moikvans qartvel cols, pirvel games coli etkvis qalishvili varo, germaneli: me ise mikvarxar rom gapatibo



<>gamocdaze: - ra gvari xar? -qoridze. - pasuxobs studenti da egimeba. - ra gacinebs? - mixaria rom pirvel kitxvaze scorad gipasuxet :)



<>mama, martalia,rom zogiert qvekanashi saqmrom ar icis vin aris misi coli, sanam ar moikvans? - es kvela qvekanashi masea, shvilo.



<>gamoicani ramdeni kbili maqvs? - tu normalur adamians 32 aqvs, mashin shen albat,28 - romel xelshi?



<> policiels dapatimrebuli txa mihyavs. -sad migyavs mai dzagli? kitxulobs guruli. -agi dzagli ki ara, txaia, uxsnis policieli. -me txas vekitxebi!



<>svani kinoshi 5 cal bilets iyidis cal-calke:(molare)-tu 5 gindoda getqva ertad mogcemdi.-5 ar minda, martovar, iq karebtan vigaca dgas da bilets mixevso.  



<> svani shedis eklesiashi da santlebs akrobs.xalxi eubneba ras shvebi ,gagijdio?svani pasuxobs-dges chemi dabadebisdgeaooo



<>dzudzu amovardnili qali marshutkidan chamova gamvleli shenishnavs da etyvis rom gaiscoros daxedavs qali da daiyvirebs marshutka gaacheret bavshvi damrchaaaaaa



<>ori narkushas dialogi: -dzmakush, shen ramdeni kilo xar? -me50, shen? -me 51 da naxevari! -vaa..., putkuun!